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		<title>Hawaii Craigslist Cadillac Scam FAIL</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 07:48:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Man oh man, just take a look at this beautiful car, i see so many deals like this here in Honolulu, all the time, i just don’t understand it. ooooohhhhh……. wait a minute, what’s that i see? look carefully at the photo, something is wrong here, something the scammer should have paid attention too. There [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Man oh man, just take a look at this beautiful car, i see so many deals like this here in Honolulu, all the time, i just don’t understand it.</p>
<p>ooooohhhhh……. wait a minute, what’s that i see? look carefully at the photo, something is wrong here, something the scammer should have paid attention too.</p>
<p>There is something going on in the photos that is a dead give-away that this is a scam.&#160; can you spot it?&#160; look carefully and then scroll to the bottom and don’t cheat, try to discover what’s wrong with this picture before scrolling down.</p>
<p>Good luck, ~Brad</p>
<p>Actual craigslist advertisement from (link probably dead by now) <a href="http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/ctd/1580295801.html" target="_blank"><font color="#006891">http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/ctd/1580295801.html</font></a></p>
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<h4><strong>Beautiful 2005 Cadillac CTS – $4200 (hawaii)</strong></h4>
<hr />Date: 2010-01-31, 9:17PM HST     <br />Reply to: <a href="mailto:sale-nckhp-1580295801@craigslist.org?subject=Beautiful%202005%20Cadillac%20CTS%20%20-%20%244200%20(hawaii)&amp;body=%0A%0Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fhonolulu.craigslist.org%2Foah%2Fctd%2F1580295801.html%0A" target="_blank"><font color="#006891">sale-nckhp-1580295801@craigslist.org</font></a>    <br /><font color="#006891"><br />
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<p>This is going to be one of the best buys of the week. 6 cylinder with an automatic tranmission that shifts flawlessly.This car is loaded ,power windows, doors, sunroof,cold A/C Cd Player!!! Cruise control. A very nice driver. Ride is smooth, tires are new. Take a look at all the pictures. No rips or tears in the interior. </p>
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<li>Location: hawaii </li>
<li>it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests </li>
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<div><a href="http://www.rubbersheep.com" target="_blank"><img style="border-right-width: 0px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px" title="honolulu Cadillac scam" border="0" alt="honolulu Cadillac scam" src="http://www.gottalovehawaii.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/image_thumb.png" width="277" height="209" /></a><a href="http://www.terrifoss.com" target="_blank"><img style="border-right-width: 0px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px" title="hawaii vehicle scams" border="0" alt="hawaii vehicle scams" src="http://www.gottalovehawaii.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/image_thumb1.png" width="276" height="209" /></a>&#160;<a href="http://www.wififorbusiness.com" target="_blank"><img style="border-right-width: 0px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px" title="craigslist car scam fail" border="0" alt="craigslist car scam fail" src="http://www.gottalovehawaii.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/image_thumb2.png" width="278" height="212" /></a><a href="http://www.retrovogue.com" target="_blank"><img style="border-right-width: 0px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px" title="hawaii craigslist scam fail" border="0" alt="hawaii craigslist scam fail" src="http://www.gottalovehawaii.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/image_thumb3.png" width="278" height="211" /></a> </div>
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<p><strong>Scroll down after you figure out how to tell if it’s a scam or not.</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Figured it out did you?</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Yeah, a powdery covering of snow on the ground under a car in Oahu?? LOL what a scam.</strong></p>
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<p><strong>PS. after a brief search, I discovered this exact same car for sale in Raleigh, Miami, Montana and Missouri…</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Stay warm everybody.&#160; check out </strong><a href="http://www.rubbersheep.com/"><u><strong><font color="#006891">www.RubberSheep.com</font></strong></u></a><strong> for awesome FULL screen games</strong></p>
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<p><a href="http://www.rubbersheep.com/link.php?action=in&amp;id=11" target="_blank"><img style="display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto" title="rubbersheep.com_animated_banner" alt="rubbersheep.com_animated_banner" src="http://www.twistedhauntedhouse.com/spooky/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/rubbersheep.com_animated_banner.gif" width="419" height="117" /></a></p>
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		<title>Old Hawaiian Pilot</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 00:28:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A recently retired old Hawaiian Pilot sat down at a Starbucks in Honolulu and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, an attractive young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, &#8216;Are you a real pilot?&#8217; He replied, &#8216;Well let&#8217;s see&#8230;&#160; I&#8217;ve spent my whole [...]]]></description>
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<p>A recently retired old Hawaiian Pilot sat down at a Starbucks in Honolulu and ordered a cup of coffee.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.gottalovehawaii.com/blog/2009/12/14/old-hawaiian-pilot/" target="_blank"><img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0px 5px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px" title="old-hawaiian-pilot-funny-joke" border="0" alt="old-hawaiian-pilot-funny-joke" align="right" src="http://www.gottalovehawaii.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/oldhawaiianpilotfunnyjoke1.jpg" width="302" height="440" /></a>As he sat sipping his coffee, an attractive young woman sat down next to him.</p>
<p>She turned to the pilot and asked, &#8216;Are you a real pilot?&#8217; He replied, &#8216;Well let&#8217;s see&#8230;&#160; I&#8217;ve spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeroncas, Stinsons, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess that makes me a pilot.&#8217;</p>
<p>There was a pause while they sipped there coffee when the Pilot asked the lady what she did.    <br />She replied, well let&#8217;s see&#8230; I spend my whole day thinking about how much I love sexy women.     <br />In fact, as soon as I get up in the morning, I think about sexy women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I like to think about brunettes, red heads, blonds, tall women and short women, slender and chubby.&#160; In fact, I have spent almost my whole life thinking about beautiful, sexy, women and you know what that makes me? A LESBIAN!</p>
<p>The young lady finished her coffee and left with a wink towards the old pilot who sat, thoughtfully drinking coffee and gazing out a window for another hour or so.</p>
<p>Eventually, a man and women sat down with their young son who right away asked the man, gosh, are you a REAL pilot?? to which the man replied, &quot;Well gee son, I always thought I was, but I just found out I&#8217;m a actually a lesbian!</p>
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