A recently retired old Hawaiian Pilot sat down at a Starbucks in Honolulu and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, an attractive young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’ He replied, ‘Well let’s see…  I’ve spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeroncas, Stinsons, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess that makes me a pilot.’

There was a pause while they sipped there coffee when the Pilot asked the lady what she did.
She replied, well let’s see… I spend my whole day thinking about how much I love sexy women.
In fact, as soon as I get up in the morning, I think about sexy women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I like to think about brunettes, red heads, blonds, tall women and short women, slender and chubby.  In fact, I have spent almost my whole life thinking about beautiful, sexy, women and you know what that makes me? A LESBIAN!

The young lady finished her coffee and left with a wink towards the old pilot who sat, thoughtfully drinking coffee and gazing out a window for another hour or so.

Eventually, a man and women sat down with their young son who right away asked the man, gosh, are you a REAL pilot?? to which the man replied, "Well gee son, I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a actually a lesbian!